Facebook Status Cliches Rewritten As Ballad Lyrics for the Oeuvre of the Late Luther Vandross
I.
And just like that
Just li-i-i-i-ike that!...
I had a seven year-old.
II.
On this day,...
On THIS day. I married my best Myyyy best friend.
III.
This weekend… was one for was one for was one for the books.
IV.
I may not post
Very often
But when I do
When I-I-I-I-I do It’s to share This Groupon This one and only Groupon deal With youuuuuu.
V.
If you see this girl
If you seeee
Thi-i-i-i-is girl today! Make sure you tell her? Ha-a-a-a-a-ppy Birth It's her birth It is her birth Happy B-i-i-i-i-i-rthday.
VI.
Our family
Is growing By two feet One foot Then two-o-o-0 feet! Our precious little family is growing By two feet.
VII.
Hashtag
The Lucki-i-i-i-est
Hashtag
Hash to the tag
Hashtag
Blessed
VIII.
I love you To the moon All the way to the mo-o-o-o-on And all the way Allllll the way Come back, Come back from the moon I love you to the moon and back
IX.
Mom and Baby
Are doing just fine Just fi-i-i-ine We are so!
So!
So
So
So
So
So
In Lo-o-o-o-ove.