Moment of Zen

Today I lost a piece of mail, my scalp itched like the dickens, two schoolbuses totally cut me off (hey, we're all in this transportin' kids thing together, young), and my husband was kind of bringing the jerk to the dinner table which was not okay. But he apologized. And then later I was really cranky with him and it's okay, Mommy and Daddy still love each other and... no one gives a flying spork about this, do they? Let's fast forward to Baby Girl in her swingamajig. Thanks to Pampa, we all experience many zen moments as she is carried away to dreamland by the motorized oscillator. I just want to know when the adult version will be on the market. Strap. Me. In.